Things I Learned in Europe

• People in Paris let their dogs poop on the sidewalks.
• Lourdes is like Baguio City.
• A Mini Cooper is actually a mid-size car.
• If you want to order regular Coke, you have to say "normal Coke." All others are abnormal.
  
• The French language is sexy.
• So is the Italian language.
• I think the Germans are mad at me.
• The Handmaids are crazy... and I mean that in a good way.
• The real Maria Von Trapp made a cameo in The Sound of Music.
• Walking around Paris with a backpack containing your laptop, SLR, hard drive, cables, water, etc. is not good for your back.
• 8-hour layover in Rome's airport = boring
• Take Dramamine 30 minutes before riding a plane or train.
• Condoms are sold at sidewalks to tourists.
• When Filipinos in Vienna say something that sounds like "aso," they're not talking about a dog.
• Before dining in a restaurant in Lourdes, learn French or Spanish first. Your English is useless there.
• European chocolates taste much better.